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    1/6/2009

    笨笨鱼不上线的时候

    (片段截取,佐证)
    群里很安静
    FM:笨笨鱼驾照考试已通过,广州出没的同志请小心。
    袜子:晴天霹雳!!
    殳禾:她哪天上路群发信息
    大师:啊!!!!
    大师:神啊!!!
    大师:简直要在群公告里粘上她的出行时间表!
    袜子:笨蛋鱼开车堪比恐怖袭击
     
    王主任:你们太夸张了。
    大师:当你看见笨笨鱼在车上向你打招呼的时候,你便有机会和马克思畅谈资本论……
    王主任:证明
    FM:实例一:笨笨鱼下车,需在对面马路换乘回家,该动作已重复数次,下车后她第一句:这里是哪里?
    FM:实例二:实例一发生数周后,同一事件地点,下车后笨笨鱼问:我们该往哪里走啊?
    FM:实例三:实例二发生数周后,同一事件地点,下车后笨笨鱼主动朝反方向行走。
     
    小魔怪:很颤抖。但不认识路不等同于开车技术差,最多就绕几圈。
    FM:我说开车很难,是技术活,她告诉我,开车够大胆就可以了。
    大师:不不不……绕几圈那是宏观上的方向感差,但这个是微观的方向感差,也就是:她有可能逆行也当顺行……然后:“开车够大胆就可以了”彻底颤抖了……

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